Ps in lighter news, I saw Michael Palin this evening and he was great! Very charming and funny and lovely. GOOD OL’ MIKE EH???
I am quite drunk and I was walking past two police officers and said to them “hey, I think I just broke someone’s heart, what should I do?” and they said “we’re sorry, we wish we could help, but that’s a bit out of our area of expertise” and so I said “ok” and walked away.
I spent so long wishing and hoping and probably pretty much praying that someone would fall in love with me and I think someone has but I don’t feel that way about them. I think I just broke their heart. Fuck.
I can’t believe I just saw Kate Bush live. That happened and I know it did but it just hasn’t sunk in. Oh mygod.
BREAKING NEWS - KATE BUSH IS A REAL LIFE ANGEL.
I’m on my way to London for Kate Bush! Plus I sort of might have just booked FLIGHTS TO NYC IN NOVEMBER!!! Aaah! Goodbye savings, you’re going somewhere nice though, it’s ok.